spare tire anyone?

i feel like such a stinkin' fat ass. i've been doing nothing but sitting on my fat ass everyday. i haven't ran in close to three weeks... what am i going to do? i feel so nasty right now, like i'm wearing an extra donut between my breasts and my hips. reminds me of that commercial of nutrigrain bars where everyone has a giant donut around their waist and the commercial read, "tired of wearing your breakfast around your waist?" -ha.